Monday, August 9, 2010

Top Ten Reasons People Vote for Democrats

By Ron Fenner


10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job o…f spending the money I earn than I would.

8. I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

5. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits that I paid for, and which will run out when I need it.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

1. I voted Democrat because my brain is so twisted that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

I’ll keep my God, my Freedom, and my Guns. You keep the Change.

Get out and vote November 2nd, 2010!


LL said...

On #6, you need to replace the "Prius" with a VOLT, developed at a cost of $50 billion, available to you for $41K and will drive 40 minutes on an electric charge (whereafter it takes about 8 hours to fully recharge).

Matt said...

I think you just defined mental illness.

Opus #6 said...

Don't tweet these or you will get a lot of people mad at first.

Anonymous said...

You have absolutely no idea what a Democrat is or stands for.

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