Saturday, August 8, 2009

This Clears Up a Lot

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. . Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations..

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now You Know.

16 comments:

Middle Finger Politics said...

To funny!

Catawissa Gazetteer said...

What makes you think any self respecting jackass would breed with these people's fathers?

Opus #6 said...

This DOES explain a lot!

The Conservative Lady said...

This made me laugh out loud. And now that you mention it, it all makes sense.

Hazaa said...

hahaha awesome! This DOES explain a lot... Thank you for this - I laughed out loud.

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

And yet another piece of the puzzle falls into place ...
ROFLOL!!! :))

Anonymous said...

And this blog/post accomplishes what? Polarization? Shows what a stupid sense of humor you have? Another insipid blogger with nothing better to do than make fun of other people and put other people down. Bravo!

Just a conservative girl said...

We are living in very stressful times right now; you need to be able to laugh. What is it that you object to? Humor in general, or is just that someone would have the audacity to say something about people on the left? Just wondering.

Hazaa said...

Anonymous is just jealous (s)he didn't come up with it first. ;)

hometown guy said...

i disagree with you on most policy issues, but even I thought it was funny...

Just a conservative girl said...

Hometown guy:
We can disagree, but still laugh together. After all, it is just a joke.

hometown guy said...

indeed! and i may even dislike a couple of the people on that list. not telling who though.

Just a conservative girl said...

Uh, come on; tell. I tell you who I don't like on the right. You may be surprised.

hometown guy said...

well, you may be disappointed because i'm sure they are not on the top of your list, but i have a strong dislike for both chuck schumer and barbara boxer; the former because he is a totally fake, shallow opportunist and the latter because she's a little too self-obsessed. ditto harry reid.

Just a conservative girl said...

Oh, I don't like any of them. Especially Boxer. I can't believe that people keep electing that woman.

I am not a fan of Lindsey Graham. He doesn't seem to have a opinion of his own. He is a follower not a leader.

I think that Charlie Crist is the right version of Schumer.

I really wasn't a big fan of Cheney. Truth be told I voted for Gore because of Cheney. I softened towards him because of 9/11. I admired his determination to keep me safe. Although I didn't approve of all the methods.

I also was very unhappy with the choice of Donald Rumsfeld for Defense. That was a huge mistake.

I really really don't like Michael Savage - I think he gives conservatives a bad name. He goes way too far to make his point.

hometown guy said...

common ground has been found, ha ha...

and actually, i believe michael savage is a liberal plant to make you guys look bad.

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