Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Greg Gutfeld's Response to Ground Zero Mosque - Gay Bar UPDATES





Greg Gutfeld, the anchor of Fox News' Red Eye, has decided that in the name of tolerance and understanding  he will be opening a gay bar on the same block as the Cordoba House Mosque. 

According to him, he has already found investors in the project. 

This should be interesting.  Hey, I wouldn't be a bit surprised to find a whole bunch of rib joints opening up around the mosque either.   

MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: MY NEW GAY BAR



So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.


As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?


Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.


I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.


This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.


As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.


The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.


My place, however, will have better music.


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3 comments:

trencherbone said...

The Ground Zero Victory Mosque is a well publicized example of a general phenomenon: Mosques bring trouble!

In Europe (and soon in America), wherever Mosques are built, the locals can say goodbye to their homes, streets, neighborhoods and eventually their towns.

More on Gays and Islam.

Matt said...

I was thinking of a slaughterhouse...for pigs, right next door. But Gutfeld's idea is a lot less messy and smelly.

Soloman said...

I love this idea.

I have been trying to figure out how to log into Gutfeld's page - I've done it before but something has changed.

As much as I liked "Suspicious Packages," I'd like to suggest "Mohamed's Secret" or "The Boom Boom Room" as names.

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