Over Five Thousand Years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promise Land."
Nearly 75 years ago Roosevelt, who started the welfare program, said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promise Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promise Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Obamacare, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, and retirement funds I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them that I was suicidal. They got really excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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2 comments:
I think the days of "depression" may be on the way out come Tuesday. At least it will be a start.
Have a great weekend.
Haha, nice post! However funny it is, I'm sure there's no need being depressed over anything, especially Obama!
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