The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
In The Mailbox: 11.20.24 (Evening Edition)
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2 comments:
So the false accusations at the ObamaCare rally earlier this year were merely postal inaccuracies?
Possibly.
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