Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Jihadi Cosmo to hit the Stands

The Daily Mail is reporting that al Qaeda is releasing a magazine to appeal to women.

The first issue's editorial explains that the magazine's goal is to educate women and involve them in the war against the enemies of Islam.

It says: Because women constitute half of the population - and one might even say that they are the population since they give birth to the next generation - the enemies of Islam are bent on preventing the Muslim woman from knowing the truth about her religion and her role, since they know all too well what would happen if women entered the field of jihad.
It will feature interviews with widows of the matyrs and apparently some beauty advice:

And the 'beauty column' instructs women to stay indoors with their faces covered to keep a 'clear complexion'.

They should 'not go out except when necessary' and wear a niqab for 'rewards by complying with the command of Allah Almighty'.

I got to thinking about type of features they can have in the future.

How to raise your son to be murderer.
The real reasons that women can't be trusted to drive a car but can strap a bomb on themselves to kill innocent people.
The 72 virgins that are awaiting the female martyrs, a centerfold.
The top ten ankle creams.
How to survive your husbands beatings.
Which shade of black should you choose for your burka?
How to get along with your husband's other wives.
Why it just better you don't question anything.

Cross Posted at PotLuck

1 comment:

LibertyAtStake said...

Proper Etiquette For Stonings.

"Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive"

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