Thursday, October 31, 2013

President Bush Celebrates his First Halloween as a Grandpa

Too cute.
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Quote of the Day - Conservative Girl Edition Part 2

I was having a conversation with a young black woman who is an Obama supporter.

Her:  Are you racist?

Me: Did you like President Bush?

Her: Hell No.

Me: Are you racist against white men?  The question is just as ridiculous as the one you just asked.  I also don't like Hillary Clinton, does that mean I hate white women?  Believe it or not, there are other reasons besides skin color to not agree with the president's policies.

The other people around us just busted out laughing.

Hey, There is Something that President Obama is Aware Of

See if you look hard enough you can find almost anything.
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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Quote of the Day - Ronan Farrow Edition

'The Clintons Represent Style of Honesty That Public Craves Right Now'..
Head meet desk.   

Monday, October 28, 2013

Quote of the Day - Dianne Barrett

"What I have right now is what I'm happy with, and I just want to know why I can't keep what I have? Why do I have to be forced into something else?".

Why the government knows best of course.  Dianne's insurance premium hasn't just doubled, it has gone up by ten fold.  She is unable to find out what type of subsidies she is eligible for because Obamacare's website sucks.  I mean she is in her fifties and you never know how many babies she is going to have at her age so that pre-natal care is very important, don't you think?  

Virginia Democrats White Facing a Black Man


I would love to see what dems would say if a white democrat candidate had black paint put on his face.  

Thursday, October 17, 2013

R.I.P. America - Reaching a New Low of Depravity

What kind of person would put this on their car?  How sick would one have to be?  

Monday, October 14, 2013

Quote of the Day - Congresswoman Corrine Brown Edition

“Let’s don’t confuse nobody with the facts.”
Yep, she said this during a hearing of The House of Representatives.  The people of Florida must be so proud.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

More Nanny State Political Correctness Costing Tax Payers Millions

Aren't these pretty?  Forever Stamps,   Not so fast.  They are going to be destroyed, yep the entire run.  Why you ask?  Well it should be obvious and an outrage to you.  After all, take a look at the skateboarder.  Where are the knee pads?  The wrist braces?  No helmet?  How can that be?  It is dangerous.  Dangerous I say.  It cannot stand.  A cannonball?  How can that be allowed?  Apparently nowadays you need a helmet to do a head stand.  No helmet you might get hurt.  Oh no.  We can't let that happen now can we?  

Seriously, I didn't ride a bike with a helmet when I was little.  I loved, and I mean loved, gymnastics.  To this day, even at my old age, I am one of the most flexible people I know.  I can put both my feet behind my head.  I don't wear any protective gear.  So far I have never injured myself so badly that I needed medical attention.  We skateboarded without helmets and knee pads.  We survived.  It wasn't the end of the world.   We even had cars without (gasp) airbags and child safety seats.  How did we survive?  IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!  We should all be dead by today's standards.  

Honestly, an entire run of stamps will be destroyed because someone on the Presidential Council has decided this may give kids the wrong impression about being active.  Huh?  Do kids even use stamps anymore?  What is it exactly that they are mailing out?  I mean would you have noticed the lack of knee pads had I not pointed it out?  

Well at least the post office is not running in the red.  Oh wait!!!  Oh it is just a millions.  Who cares?  

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Quote of the Day - Cindy Vinson Edition

"Of course, I want people to have health care," Vinson said. "I just didn't realize I would be the one who was going to pay for it personally."
Cindy is a little unhappy with her new insurance rates.  Oh my.  I guess she bought into the whole free health care thing, didn't she?  I would like to know who exactly she thought was going to pay for it?  Oh, I know, the health care fairies.   

Welcome to reality Cindy.  She will be paying $1800 more per year, which includes her maternity care.  It isn't likely she needs maternity care considering she is in her sixties and retired, but the government knows best.  So pay up Cindy.  This is what you voted for when you pulled the lever for Obama.  

She is lucky, another Bay area resident will be coughing up and additional $10K per year for his family of four.  It isn't like he needs that money for food or maybe sending his kids to college on day.  Since he is in mid 50's, I would think he doesn't need maternity coverage either.  But hey look on the bright side, you may need Viagra soon and I think that will be covered.  

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Need Heath Insurance? Call 800-F1UCKYO

You really can't make this stuff up.  That's right, the Obamacare hotline number is F1uck Yo.  
Oh my.  

If this isn't irony, I don't know what is.  The only thing that would make it worse would be if they had a different phone number for supporters of this law and this was for the majority of the country that doesn't want this law.  

One would think that someone would have looked at this.  Or maybe they did...............

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Quote of the Day - President Obama Edition Part 20

"During the course of my presidency, I have bent over backwards to work with the Republican Party. And have purposely kept my rhetoric down."

I can't decide who needs mental health counseling more, him or the people who believe this crap.
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