Showing posts with label google search questions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label google search questions. Show all posts

Sunday, December 18, 2011

The Strange World of Google Search Part II

Eva Longoria is most definitely not a conservative.

I have never seen the 19th century Christmas card with the words spelled out in sexual positions.  If one such card exists, I will not be posting it.

Is Ronald Martin playing the race card?  I think the better question is when does he not play it?.  That example would be harder to find.

Yes, I believe that Allen West's wife is black.  Why do you care?

Is Sandra Bullock a conservative?  Don't know, but she won an Oscar for a portrayal of one.

What do conservative girls want?  I would think that depends on the girl.

How much does Viagra cost?  I don't know.  I would assume that depends on your insurance coverage.  I do know that a school system in WI refused to give up the benefit so some staff was laid off.  After all, it would have been sexist to not allow it.

Is President Obama rich?  I guess that would depend on how you define rich, but I would say by most people's standards yes, he is rich.  He is the 1%.

Why Romney would be a great president?  You won't be able to find that answer here.  Sorry.

Someone actually hates the Secret Layaway Santa.  You, my friend, are sick.







Sunday, January 30, 2011

The Strange World of Google Search

I always find it interesting to see the google searches that people use to get to my blog.  There are a great deal of sick people out there too. 

Let me try and answer some questions that I get often. 

Allen West's wife is black. (why someone cares about this is beyond me)

Yes, Rosie O'Donnell is a liberal (Seriously?  what rock have these people been living under)

There is no porn on this site.  (Most of these hits come from Muslim countries by the way)

I don't know if Sandra Bullock is a conservative nor do I care. 

Yes Jesse Jackson Jr. had an affair with a white woman.  Does that make him a race traitor?  Not to me, but since liberals think that Justice Thomas is, I would assume that they think he is.  Oh, wait since he is liberal, I guess he is just open minded about race.  I don't know, ask a liberal. 

Yes, It was Frederick Douglas who said he was a black, dyed in the wool republican. There is a comma between black and dyed.  That comma makes the difference.  I don't think he was being racist about himself. 

The tea party view on Obamacare? It sucks.  We don't like it.  Really, that simple. 

The conservative view of immigration is that if you have the legal right to come here, come on in, your more than welcome.  If you don't, get the hell out and go back to where ever it is you come from.  It has nothing to do with color, we don't want you here even if your green.  (I guess especially if you are green)

Yes, conservatives want the borders protected.  Don't you? 

Yes, cops have the right to ask for ID when they arrest someone.  If I have to show it, why shouldn't an illegal alien? 

No conservatives don't like the term undocumented worker.  If you not documented, you are not legally allowed to work.   If something is not legal, it is then illegal.  Calling someone in the country illegally an illegal alien is not racist. 

How do you ask a conservative girl out for a date?  Hmm, I would give the advice of being polite and don't expect sex on the first date. 

What are conservative girls looking for in a man?  How would I know?  We don't all think alike.  I can only tell you what I would look for, but I don't date anymore. 
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