These are too funny not to share:
It's a conspiracy that you don't have my number in your contact list yet. #infowarspickuplines
I want to do things to you that are so nasty I'd have to coordinate with DHS to set up several patsies to take the fall #infowarspickuplines
Does your Jdate, ChristianMingle, or eharmony profile include a link to yr bugout plan? #infowarspickuplines
Our RFID chips are compatible. Wanna come home with me?#infowarspickuplines
Hey, baby, it only took Alex Jones 41 minutes to call the Boston Bombings a False Flag. I can last42minutes. #InfoWarsPickUpLines
You're going to take one look at me and then drop faster than Building 3. #infowarspickuplines
do you wanna go back to my bunker and engage in some hot Symmetric-key cryptography? #infowarspickuplines
Come here and make me legislatively bound by your laws, dominate my world, you shape-shifting reptilian lizard you. #infowarspickuplines
When you and me get together, it'll be illuminaughty. #InfoWarsPickupLines
"are you a subliminal message? because you've been running through my mind all night..." #infowarspickuplines
My feelings for you are deep and complicated like the globalist banking conspiracy against the gold standard #infowarspickuplines
You can stay the night I have a full season of Doomsday Preppers on DVR #InfoWarsPickUpLines
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. #infowarspickuplines
I will give you an inside job the government could never cover up! #InfoWarsPickupLines
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