just a conservative girl: Obama Humor

I have to admit this is one of my favorites that has come out since Obama said that business owners didn't build their businesses on their own.

But I have to say these gave me the biggest laughs:

Quotes to Remember

"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power." -- Benito Mussolini

"I say this not to the teachers, but to their unions: If education were a war, you would be losing it. If it were a business, you would be driving it into bankruptcy. If it were a patient, it would be dying." Bob Dole

Yes, House Republicans have been in power for 5 hours and they have not passed their entire agenda. The New York Times things they should be canned and Democrats put back in charge. Don Surber

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"So I say huzzah to the 112th congress for reading the Constitution, for acting like it matters. It does. The Constitution may not be sacred, but the sacred has no better friend than the Constitution." Pat Archibold

"53% of Democrats have a postive view of socialism. 100% of republicans think those 53% are morons." Mark Levin

"Corrupt the young. Get them away from religion. Get them interested in sex. Make them superficial; destroy their ruggedness." First plank of the communist strategy for revolution - confiscated in Dusseldorf, Germany in 1919

"If you believe this isn't going to cost the government anything, you are likely to see leprechauns riding on unicorns with pots of gold circling the capitol" Rep. Devin Nunes, CA-21 on healthcare "reform".

"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views". William F. Buckley, Jr.

"The Republicans were laughing and waving the American flag, and I thought that was ourtrageous behavior" Maxine Waters

"The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of 'liberalism' they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." Norman Thomas

I am a Republican, a black, dyed in the wool Republican, and I never intend to belong to any other party than the party of freedom and progress. Frederick Douglas

Don't go around saying that the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain

I freed thousands of slaves, and could have freed thousands more, if they had known they were slaves. Harriet Tubman

But I think the most important thing I have figured out was how not to lose hope even when things are bad and it feels like it won't get better. It will get better. You just have to keep working at it and moving forward. Homeless & Conservative

The way to crush the middle class is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation. Vladimer Lenin

There is all the difference in the world between treating people equally and attempting to make them equal. F.A. Hayek

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