Axelrod on Obama fiscal savvy: "we're saving taxpayers money all the time." David, Secret Service haggling over hookers doesn't count.
Dem source: Obama scolds DNC Chair: "don't forget you work for me." Funny... voters are getting ready to say the same thing to Obama.
Mexican migration slowing. Net migration from Mexico is now zero. It's like Obama built a border fence out of pink slips.
Obama in MI: "we've begun to see what change looks like." Yup. And at this point, we wouldn't mind a blindfold... and a last cigarette
Tax-funded study: giving cocaine to rats to see if they'd like jazz music. Guess there wasn't a liberal arts college nearby.
Busted: small-town Illinois comptroller embezzles $30 million. Apparently she's now qualified to run for Illinois Governor.
Obama: "I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth." So to be fair, he wants to take your silverware and spread it around.
I love this man.