Friday, July 8, 2011

Have Love Toys, Will Travel

Well, thank heavens. The TSA has finally given us instructions on how to bring our “love toys” on the plane without embarrassment.


Ready ladies?

1. Nothing over 7 inches in length

2. Remove batteries before packing

3. And last, but not least keep your lube to under 3 ounces.

Now that we have this straightened out, maybe they can figure out how to stop harassing toddlers and terminally ill elderly women.
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5 comments:

  1. Beer, Bicycles and the VRWCJuly 8, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    7" max? Pretty discriminatory,I'd say.

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  2. KidJuly 8, 2011 at 10:17 PM

    I feel discriminated against. Even though I've never thought about a love toy.

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  3. KidJuly 8, 2011 at 10:19 PM

    Actually, it might be interesting to see the transcript of the discussion and reasoning that concluded the maximum 7 inches.

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  4. ZillaJuly 9, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    Linked here:
    Weekend Link-Around - Iron Butterfly Editionst

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  5. Dan OblakJuly 20, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    Deekaman: It's not intended to be discriminatory -- that's just their definition of 'travel size'.

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